Deep in the cavern where shadows crawl,
Lives Do$hie the Troglin, the boldest of all.
Not for jewels, not for crowns does he pine,
He dreams of a fortune, all glitter and shine.

Dollars or pounds, yen, bitcoin or gold,
Do$hie just wants it, a mountain to hold.
With pockets that jingle and eyes that gleam,
He chases the sparkle of every rich dream.

“No limit for me,” he declares with delight,
“One thousand of us, then gone out of sight!
Collectors will whisper, retailers will sigh,
For Do$hie the Troglin will climb sky-high.”

A Forbes List star in a Troglin disguise,
With cunning ambition that dances in his eyes.
So guard your loose change, and keep your vault tight,
Do$hie is coming to claim what’s in sight!