Meet Blitz, our first gargoyle, fierce and grand,
A Troglin unlike any in the land.
With a numbered tag in his ear so neat,
And a numbered certificate, authentic, complete.

Turn the card over, and what do you see?
A gargoyle fact from history.
So Blitz is not just soft to hold,
But brings old legends to unfold.

His plush is stone-grey, strong yet sweet,
With Troglin purple...signature treat.

Fluorescent wings that glow so bright,
And bolt-stitched eyes that spark with light.

Eyebrows stitched, with spots that hide,
Two gargoyle shapes on his back with pride.
From ancient tales of twelve hundred years,
We’ve made just 1,200 peers.

At 21cm he stands so tall,
Heavier, sturdier, plushier than all.
But hurry because Blitz won’t last for long,
This Troglin’s rare, beloved, and strong!